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Episode Guide and Schedule

Here are summaries, from all the episodes of Veronica's Closet.  Once I get my tapes in order, I will be putting videos from each episode on the site.

Season One

Pilot Episode: Ronnie (Kirstie Alley) must decide whether to leave her husband or stay with him "for the sake of the business."

Veronica's Woman Friend: Ronnie and Olive (Kathy Najimy) try to be friends outside the office; Josh (Wallace Langham) is horrified when everyone starts using Perry's made-up word.

Veronica's Husband Won't Leave: Ronnie is livid after Bryce (Christopher McDonald) pleads for her forgiveness on Entertainment Tonight. Leeza Gibbons and Bob Goen have cameos.

Veronica's Not Happy About the Book: Divorce proceedings take an ugly turn when Bryce threatens to write a tell-all book about Ronnie. *

Veronica's First Date: Josh is infatuated with a rodeo cowboy (Jeffrey Nordling) who's more interested in roping Ronnie.

Veronica's Best Buddy: Ronnie and Bryce battle for custody of their geriatric dog, Buddy; Perry (Dan Cortese) dates a pregnant model (Vanessa Angel).

Veronica's a Doll: A toy company approaches Ronnie about making a Veronica Chase doll for its line of "female role models."

Veronica's First Thanksgiving: Ronnie's plans for a "traditional" dinner are interrupted when Bryce's grandmother (Eileen Brennan) arrives. *

Veronica's Brotherly Love: Ronnie persuades Olive to set her up with her gorgeous brother (Eric McCormack), but discovers after one date that he's an egotist.

Veronica's Christmas Song: Olive sings a solo at the Lincoln Center Christmas show while Ronnie is given a less glamorous role; Bryce has ulterior motives for asking Josh to dinner.

Veronica's Got a Secret: Olive's boyfriend (Marcus Flannagan) makes at pass at Ronnie.

Veronica's Fun and Pirates Are Crazy: Bryce decides he wants to "work" at the office, but his antics only disrupt things for Ronnie, and cause her to wonder if the staff likes him more than her. *

Veronica's Night Alone: Ronnie stirs up controversy, and jeopardizes a date with Kevin Costner, after writing about the joys of "romancing yourself"; Leo (Daryl "Chill" Mitchell) learns about Tina's past romances. *

Veronica's $600,000 Pop: A glitch in her divorce proceedings stymies Ronnie's plans to consummate her renewed relationship with an old flame (Ted Danson); Perry (Dan Cortese) deals with his girlfriend's superstitions.

Veronica's a Drag: Ronnie copes with a kleptomaniac-supermodel and sues a drag queen who's been mocking her on TV. *

Veronica's Divorce Papers: Olive and the staff don't trust Bryce when he asks Ronnie to be his friend once their divorce is final.

Veronica's Blackout: Ronnie celebrates her divorce with a trip to Atlantic City only to return with a new husband (Michael Jeter). *

Veronica's Bridal Shower: Olive feels stripped of her pride when asked what her new man (Maxwell Caulfield) does for a living; Perry tries to bond with his new girlfriend's son (Michael Welch). *

Veronica's Man in a Suitcase: Ronnie returns from the airport with a suitcase that she concludes belongs to the perfect man (Mark Derwin); Tina (Tamala Jones) scores more than an autograph when she meets football star Keyshawn Johnson. *

Veronica's All-Nighter: Leo learns his fiancée kissed another man; the staff scrambles to produce a summer catalogue. *

Veronica's Mole: In an effort to expand the company, Ronnie seeks the help of a silent partner (Holland Taylor). *

Veronica's Silent Partner: Ronnie's partner takes a liking to Josh, who responds in shocking fashion.

Season Two

Veronica Gets Her Closet Back: Hunter's stepfather (Ron Silver) arrives to check up on him and he winds up charming the former boss, Ronnie.

Veronica's a Partner Now: Anger and sexual tension rise between Ronnie and Alec as they try to share an office and run the company together. *

Veronica's Great Model Search: Ronnie searches for a fresh face to feature as the catalogue's cover girl; Josh ends up on the outs with an altar-bound chum (Scott Thompson).

Veronica's Dog-Day Afternoon: Olive and Perry share an awkward moment; Alec acts like a scared kitten around Ronnie's dog. *

Veronica's Crushed: Ronnie finds Alec's chivalry attractive; Leo wants to be Perry's roommate.

Veronica's on the Herb: Olive and Ronnie grow disillusioned from the effects of a health herb, while Alec plots revenge against his ex (Tia Carrere) after Perry starts dating her. *

Veronica's Breast Effort: A woman sues the company over a defect caused by a sports bra; Olive gets down to business with the new intern (David Lascher).

Veronica's Thanksgiving that Keeps on Giving: Veronica sends mixed signals toward Alec during Thanksgiving dinner; Perry and Leo bet on a football game. *

Veronica's Cheating Partners: Ronnie acts like a woman scorned when Alec entertains offers from another company; Leo and his girlfriend play a name game.

Veronica's Secret Santa: Ronnie gets naughty with a nice department-store Santa, and then cries out when she sees who's under the beard.

Veronica's from Venus; Josh's Parents Are from Mars: Josh receives a birthday visit from his boisterous parents (Tyne Daly, John Bennett Perry); Leo and Perry find what they think is a dream apartment. *

Veronica's Desk Job: After a tiff with Alec, Josh quits his job as executive assistant and goes to work for Perry.

Veronica's Wedding-Bell Blues: Ronnie is horrified when her ex-husband, Bryce, invites her to his wedding.

Veronica Plays House: Ronnie persuades Alec that it's time to buy a townhouse and that she should be his decorator; Josh has a girlfriend.

Veronica's Favorite Year: An eccentric photographer (John Ritter) has trouble focusing on the project Ronnie hires him to shoot, leaving Alec furious.

Veronica's Little Tribute: Ronnie plans to present a `humorous' tribute during a dinner honoring Alec.

Veronica Falls Hard: An encounter with Alec takes Ronnie off her feet literally; Josh meets Chloe's Irish family on St. Patrick's Day.

Veronica's Big Date: Josh gains a wealth of knowledge about his girlfriend (Mary Lynn Rajskub), while Ronnie and Alec try to keep their affair under wraps.

Veronica's Big Homecoming: The staff heads for Kansas when they learn Ronnie's home town plans to name a street "Veronica Chase Boulevard." *

Veronica's Little Ruse: Ronnie's charity-ball date sparks jealousy in Alec, who thinks their relationship should go back to business and only business.

Veronica's Night at the Theater: Alec offers Justin (Greg Evigan) half of the company, because Justin has "won" Ronnie; Olive spots an ex in the cast of Cabaret.

Veronica Says Goodbye: Ronnie agrees to a weekend away with Justin, and Alec abruptly announces that he's leaving the company. *

Season Three

Veronica's New Boss: Ronnie reels at the news that Alec has died in a bizarre volcano accident, but she really blows her top when she comes face-to-face with his widow (Lorri Bagley). Meanwhile, Josh has a surprise for the rest of the office. *

Veronica's June Swoon: Already sick of Alec's widow, June, Ronnie schemes to get rid of her new boss by malevolent means, but her staff's lack of cooperation inhibits her departure; Josh's efforts to be one of the guys on a golf outing with Chloe's father (Paul Gleason) are way out-of-bounds. *

Veronica's Construction Worker: Ronnie is temporarily distracted from the office remodeling by a fling with the construction foreman (John Schneider); Perry becomes the butt of a cruel joke when the men's room is out of order; and Olive gets a new perspective when she reads to a blind teenager.

Veronica's Office: Bigger, Longer & Cuter: The office renovation is complete, and Ronnie thinks June is trying to trick her into choosing inferior accommodations. Also, a videotape from Leo's past comes back to haunt him.

Veronica's New Cat: Ronnie turns especially catty when her birthday gift to Olive is not nearly as perfect as Josh's. Meanwhile, Perry and Leo go to extremes to see a different side of June. *

Veronica's Long Walk Home: Taking a page from the Rosie Ruiz training manual, Veronica learns a long, hard lesson about shortcuts at a charity walkathon. Meanwhile, Josh and Chloe perform a dress rehearsal of their upcoming marriage.

Veronica's Got All the Right Stuffing: Ronnie's Thanksgiving bash becomes just that when she and June try to beat the stuffing out of one another; Josh cooks for Chloe's brothers; Perry gets a monkey off his back at the holiday parade.

Veronica's Sliding Doors: A trip to Miami for Ronnie and her staff plays out in different scenarios, depending on which flight they board. Tara Lipinski and Pete Rose appear as themselves.

Veronica's New Year: Ronnie nearly loses her head getting ready for a New Year's Eve duet with Isaac Hayes; Leo puts his feelings for Lana (Alexia Robinson) in writing; Perry tries to catch up on some last-minute resolutions. Isaac Hayes appears as himself.

Veronica's Perfect Man: Ronnie "smells" trouble with a sexy new suitor; Olive learns good things don't always come in small packages.

Veronica's Record: Veronica vies to set an unusual world record; Josh shrinks from confrontation with a hostile neighbor; Perry's senile grandfather grows alarmingly fond of Leo.

Veronica's Tattooed Man: When Ronnie dates Olive's former beau, she is tormented by a constant reminder of their relationship; Josh defends Perry and Leo from the office bully (Greg Proops).

Veronica's Candy Panties: Stressed out about planning his wedding, Josh goes on an eating binge; Ronnie causes a Valentine's Day marketing massacre.

Veronica's New Bookshelves: Josh and Chloe both develop crushes on their wedding planner (Scott Baio); Ronnie enjoys a steamy reunion with June's hunky father.

Veronica's Sleepover: Ronnie nervously anticipates an overnight stay with Tom; Leo aspires to be the best man at Josh's wedding.

Veronica's Girls Night Out: At Josh's bachelor party, his longstanding flirtation with best pal Brian (Alan Smith) goes a step further.

Veronica Helps Josh Out: On the eve of his wedding to Chloe, Josh finally confronts the issue of his latent homosexuality; Perry plots to seduce June. *

Veronica Sets Josh Up: As Josh faces his first official day out of the closet, Ronnie and Olive compete to find him a new beau.

Veronicas Clips: Olive thinks about quitting Veronicas Closet to become partners with someone at a different company, while Josh tells Leo and Perry about his new homosexual lifestyle; this is mainly a clip show. *

 

Veronica Looses Her Olive Again: Olive goes to work at a different company, but misses Veronicas Closet; Leo wont stop calling Naomi Campbell.

 

Veronicas Doing the Nasty with Perry: Veronica and Perry hook up after they have had one too many drinks; Josh tries to impress Brian by learning how to play basketball.

 

Veronica Checks out: In the final episode, Veronica and Perry continue their relationship, while Josh and Brian move in together; Olive and Veronica become partners when June sells Olive her part of the company. *

 

*One of my favorite episodes

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Here is your one-month Schedule for Veronica's Closet.  All of these episodes are on the USA Network.  They air at 4:00 in the morning and are as follows.  Please check my episode guide on this page to find out more information about each show.  They are in the middle of airing season two right now, but in during the end of December you can see holiday episodes from all three seasons!  Please go to the home page to find out late breaking news, and how the USA Network has decided to stop airing Veronica's Closet into the new Year.  Enjoy the episodes while they last.  This could be the last time it ever airs on television!
 
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